More of the Same, Part II

This may or may not be the last entry I am allowed to post to this blog. Since none of my posts are actually worth reading, it really won’t matter one way or the other. In any case, here is the second half of my extremely valuable mission photograph collection. (You may notice that my second half is larger than my first half. This is made possible, in part, by a Title IX grant to San Juan High School, in Blanding, Utah, where I learned my maths.)

Irish wheelchairs look an awful lot like dresses and camping cots

So just chill out

Trespassing ok

Groovy

They can steal but they can’t spell

I don’t think this applies to Americans

Designed by a cyclist

So am I

I always wondered what happened to him

For him or me?

Looks a wee bit like shoveling to me

Ever!

Meet me at the fireside

This church is rubbish

Classy

Ditto

This sign was outside a church in Lisburn, Northern Ireland

My kind of lawsuit

Pay attention all you right turners

I always knew there was a connection between ozone depletion and toilets - also note that drinking is not permitted in the ozone or the toilet

Hmm

So is everything else

Me too

Tesco knows wise men when they see them

Billy? He’s just a half mile down there on the right - You can’t miss him

Now there is some helpful information

Ever since 1860, nothing smells as clean as coal tar

Love you too

Yes, we call that the ocean, unless this sign refers to the person’s head buried between the posts

When we found this helpful tip in the owner’s manual of our mission car we stopped parking on paper, gunpowder, napalm and marshmallows 

I gotta get me some of that

Now yer talking - I stopped making sense years ago

And don’t you forget it!

I have no idea what this means but it can’t be good

The 3 Stooges

This sign would make sense if it was somewhere helpful, but we had been driving for 3 hours when we came upon this helpful reminder

When we go, we go to the Loo of the Year

He don’t look like slow children to me. However, that is not the point. This is the point: in Northern Ireland, the school crossing sign clearly shows an older sister protecting her younger brother from running out into the street ...

... whilst in the Republic of Ireland, the school crossing sign clearly shows an older brother pushing his younger sister into the street

Yes, but not a very large one from the look of things

Senior missionaries rule! (or is that drool?)

We met some of our best friends here

Could there be a third half? You do the maths, but with posts like this, I’m sure I will be back by popular demand. Maybe.

Elder Blickenstaff